Jon Thoughts…Jhoughts, If You Will

aledradio:

Do you ever have moments that can be summed up by this image?

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myiliterallyhavenolifegoals:

obviously got no idea how much ‘jon’ will be in protocol, but i can’t stop thinking about someone who’s had to listen to all the tapes with his voice on saying “oh so You’re jonathan sims??” and lobbying him with like a million questions.

then there’s a pause,

and he just says “jonathan blackwood, actually” in that smug bitch voice of his. you know the one

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froody:

froody:

he’s got that previously neglected shelter dog rizz. he looks like he wants to quietly sit next to you on the couch while you watch TV

he looks like he lets out a pathetic sad little sigh sometimes for no reason

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cuuno:

cuuno:

habe you ever created a character specifically to go through the horrors and then realized that you don’t want him to go through the horrors anymore

i changed my mind i want him safe at home before 6 sober and content ready for dinner

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moon-o-magic:

Did you guys know the “Sickos” artist made a Sicko thats a WGA screenwriter on strike (said comic artist is a The Onion satirist comic artist and his name is Stan Kelly)

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And honestly? What a mood. Haha YES indeed.

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thegirlwiththemooglehat:

this post aged like a fine wine

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anothergoddamnmystery:

ramblesamongstardust:

I understand the “I will die for you” ship dynamic, but what about the “I will not let you die, I will not let myself die- we will, at any cost, survive” kind of couple?

#jmart when theyre lying to themselves (via @saintbleeding)

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theeverchases:

which tma character would be frighteningly good at karaoke

jon

martin

daisy

elias (cursed)

melanie

georgie

gertrude

gerry

other (tags)

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thatlittleegyptologist:

janetfraiser:

naamahdarling:

imperfectlovesong:

feeling normal about this also

I was trying to see it in the arrangement of stars and galaxies, but it’s just. A fucking. It’s a fucking. Question mark. Floating in space. Not a constellation, just a floating goddamn question mark. I want to scream.

IT’S REAL

https://www.space.com/james-webb-space-telescope-question-mark-galaxy-photo

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corncanhands:

For my people in the United States: What do you call the piece of handheld technology that directs a television? And where did you grow up?

Controller

Remote

Clicker

Other (in the tags please!!)

Not from US/want to see answer

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ml-nolan:

soedblackchaos:

gayskrillex:

No one wants to admit this but you don’t actually have to eat eggs and dairy for breakfast. Farmers just did that because they’d milk the cows and collect eggs in the morning. You can literally make a sandwich or a bowl of pasta or really anything you want for breakfast. There isn’t some medical reason you have to eat cereal and milk or fried eggs in the morning—our idea of “breakfast food” is an entirely artificial construct. Do what makes you happy.

My favorite breakfast food is Soup!

MINE IS ALSO SOUP

chaumas-deactivated20230115:

chaumas-deactivated20230115:

“movie monsters and dinosaurs that relentlessly pursue their prey to absurd lengths without regard to energy expenditure or danger to themselves are unrealistic and not behaving like actual animals”

FALSE

they are simply a kind of terrier

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they’re the same breed

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ohheyitsjustaj:

Take a fruit and pass it on

🍎

🍓

🍊

🍌

🥭

🍇

🍑

🍒

🥝

🍉

🍐

🍋

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phantomrose96:

To me, honestly, the biggest thing Tumblr has going for itself is the fact that no one uses it.

Originally I was thinking, in terms of “why do I use Tumblr and not other sites?” that the thing going for it is that it’s a Post Anonymous Bullshit site. And this is true, and important, but also Tumblr isn’t the only Post Anonymous Bullshit site.

I think the key power that Tumblr holds over me is that it’s the Post Anonymous Bullshit site that no one uses.

And the reason that’s so clutch is because of how much safety it adds. No matter what kind of office or acquaintance small-talk spirals into the direction of social media, which, perhaps in an unthinking moment, causes you to mention you use Tumblr. Even if your conversation partner acts interested in this detail, they won’t follow you. Twitter? Tiktok? Fuck man, the person could whip out their phone on the spot and look you up. Tumblr? No way in hell. They’d have to download an app. Make an account. Check it regularly? Just to see you posting “happy fuck him flat friday”? No.

And on the absolute off chance this person does have a Tumblr, and does follow you, well they probably have all the same problems you do that’s led them to be active on this site in 2023 so you should be pretty safe in a very girl what are YOU doing at the devil’s sacrament kind of way.

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ominousfrey2:

@softest-punk ‘s amazing writing was the inspiration behind this, ( the text here is from the fic) !please go read their work it is divineee!

(WIP)

Hiya, could you pretty pretty please do a 12. and 33. prompt for the ineffable husbands? I keep thinking of Bentley just locking them in and

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